"AAAS YOUUUU WIIIISHHHH," the man cries as he tumbles down the hill, and Tony has a moment of realization before he thinks oh, shit.
"Steve," he hears himself say, and then he’s throwing himself down the hill after him. Which, in hindsight, isn’t the best idea- he could’ve easily walked, but rolling is faster, and Tony finds himself hitting something which stops him and then the man- Steve- is helping him stand.
"What the fuck," Tony says, stuck between hitting him or kissing him. He goes for both, kissing him passionately before slapping him hard in the face. "You- I thought you were dead, asshole!”
"Ow," Steve says, and then: "It’s- a long story."
Aggressive blowdarts of love
CE: Less than 1 year…
↳ isc-lahey asked: Stony
tony is as bad at the silent treatment strategy as i am
Hello out there! Can anybody help Anon? Fame, glory and a bunch of kittens await you!
7/16/14- The day that Ultron helped resurrect the stony fandom. Thank you.
Do you know of any Stony/Hairspray AUs for Anon?
As usual, fame, glory and a kitty await you :)
"I think there’s certainly a dichotomy — this kind of friction between myself and Tony Stark. They’re polar opposites. One guy is flash and spotlight and smooth, and the other guy is selfless and in the shadows and kind of quiet… and they have to get along. They explore that, and it’s pretty fun." - Chris Evans